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Say it without the small talk. This garment-dyed tee wears its sarcasm on the chest—short, dry, and unmistakable. The heavyweight cotton hangs with a relaxed silhouette, soft from post-construction dyeing and lived-in from day one. It’s the shirt you pull on when you’ve hit your limit at work, at the family gathering, or on a weekend when your patience is thin and your humor is thinner. The fabric’s dense weight and double-needle seams mean it won’t collapse after a few wears; the tubular, side-seam-free build keeps the body lines clean and comfortable. Available in an array of muted, vintage-ready colors, and a wide size range, this tee reads like a mood: politely checked out and quietly honest.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton—soft, pre-shrunk, long-lasting
- Garment-dyed finish for a soft, lived-in color and texture
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed fit for substantial comfort
- Double-needle stitching and tubular (no side seams) construction for durability and clean lines
- Sizes S–4XL, sewn-in label, available in 58 colors
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Sarcastic “Out of Office, Out of Patience” T-Shirt
$33.99
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton—soft, pre-shrunk, long-lasting
- Garment-dyed finish for a soft, lived-in color and texture
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed fit for substantial comfort
- Double-needle stitching and tubular (no side seams) construction for durability and clean lines
- Sizes S–4XL, sewn-in label, available in 58 colors
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean